the lobster saw the most beautiful shrimp ever... but the shrimp was soon to move to a different city... the lobster did everything to follow the shrimp... doomed love


Two lobsters fall I love and they make out sloppy style,yes,yes. Lobster yuri


“But lobotomy, we’re both boy. Boys cant love boy.” Lobby’s tear rolling down his reddening check. Lobotomy


mr lob: i love u
mr ster: i love u too.... but we can never be together
mr lob: why :(
mr ster: we are about to be boiled alive
mr lob: nooooo
[they boil tgt holding lobster hands]


one female lobster was caught by humans and has her tailed clipped. she is no longer pure
but the other lobster loves her nevertheless
they then turned blue together


"Kwiiikk!" I screamed in horror as I watched my lover boil in a pot, turning his beautiful grayish skin into a sickening colour of red


Lobster: wow this tank is so beautiful, just like u, heh...
Lobster 2: wow thx
*Lobster 1 gets picked up and served*





tyunning fell in love with a lobster, and they had a nice long life, at there marriage, the lobster got taken away from him by the evil fisherman. Tyunning did all he could to try and safe his one true lover, but nothing worked. When Tyunning finally found his lover again, it was in his dinner


Summer had just come to an end. Clawrissa-chan was on her way to work First day of "How to catch a fisherman offguard 101 training"! Her heart was beating so fast... Would this new year finally let her find love? Her own crawfish. I think she will find love！Clawrissa-chan was so nervous. It was the big day: the day she would finally meet the love of her life. She’d been waiting for this day since she was a little girl, and now she can finally meet Freddette, the best crawfish ever.
Clawrissa-Chan looks down. She had been swimming all day in that dirty pond. She felt a pinch. And then stepped on her. When she picked it up to check, she said "NO?? WHAT HAVE I DONE??" Clawrissa-chan nurses Freddette back into great health, until she is ready to molt again.
first date: freddette crawfish slides their hand on top of clawrissa-chan's own. clawrissa-chan blushes. "this date is amazing" freddette says. "ikr" clawrissa-chan agrees. they lean in for kiss
[time skip for their privacy] "freddette.... i know we had such a good first date but.... would u still love me if i were clawless"
"um.... sorry clawrissa chan but u know my preference..."
they had a really long healthy conversationabout stanbdard body preferences and body augmentations and the like, and slowly they realized how perfect they actually were for one another. Their love exeeded their physical bodies, and their physical bodies changed as a result of their absolute love.
So they sit in this room and start to talk about the weather: it will rain, says freddette, clawrissa-chan just stares.
[cut to a date at the winery] Clawrissa-chan has had a couple glasses of wine, she is talking quite drunkenly to Fredette, whom orders another glass of port and some more cheese for the both of them. CLawrissa-chan is admiring a painting hanging on the wall. "Bernadette" reads the plaque next to tge painting. Freddette walks up to Clawrissa-chan and notices she is staring at the painting of Bernadette like she usually stares at her, and starts to get a tad bit jealous.
"Hey" says Freddette, whom only gets a drunken "heya" back from Clawrissa-chan. She hands her another glass as they both stare at the painting together. Freddette asks "you knew Bernadette?" to which Clawrissa-chan replies with "Yeah, I used to, a long time ago...." The perceived silence in the otherwise quite loud winery is absolutely deafening to the both of them. Who could have guessed that a painting could cause so much tension between the two of them. Freddette looks back over at Clawrissa-chan, who is now crying softly, still admiring the painting of Bernadette. Freddette hands her a small block of cheese and asks: "you wanna go home?" to which clawrissa-chan could only muster a soft "yeah, I would prefer that..."


So there was this lobster playing with el cinco and a femboy lobster came in and lobstered on his lobster till he lob (ster)


Nal kkaeteuryeo like a lobster, deo gikkeoi
(Deo ganghan naro geodeumnadorok)
Ah, sorichyeo, be a rockstar, teojil deusi
(Kkwae jjarithago jaemisseul geol)
Banbokdoen sangcheoga nareul hejimneun daedo
Geu modeun gotongeul jeulgil geoya on my own
It's time, it's time
To face a new day





lobster 1 : I love you but we can't stay together
Lobster 2 : why my love ?n
lobster 1 : bcuz I'm blue dabadee dabadoo


Gotta love the lobsties!


Lobster 1: i have feelings for you
Lobster 2 : oh my god
Lobster 3: no
Lobster 1 :idc
They get married


there is one lobster who has a smaller claw than the other and is insecure because all the lobsters compare claw sizes and then this one blue lobster (gorgoues) chooses small claw lobster because love is more than clawsize.


lobster 1: we'll be together forever
lobster 2: even if I knew u so little I love u till death do us part
they die inside of a pot of boiling water just to be served to ungrateful rich assholes


lobster 1: I love you…lobster 2
lobster 2: i love you too, lobster 1
lobster 1 and 2 kiss in the ocean
That's beautfiul bro.... this writing is fire i hope they have a nice happy wedding and life





Lobster 1: I love you Lobster 2
Lobster 2: I love you too
Larry the lobster: hey guys what’s up?


So there's this gal called lobster, and she was the most lobster ever until the man evil cod apears and steals her girlfriend for fish stew the end


a lobster swam in the ocean lonely and cold until it saw another lobster, a beautiful one. so beautiful it sidled up to that other lobster with some detritus and immediately the chemistry was undeniable and they got married om the spot





once upon a time… there was a lobster… and another lobster… they kissed… an clawfought probably… then they got married.. wow! After death they got sent to hell for premarital-clawfighting


Mr. Lobster woke up after a hangover. He found Mister Lobster in a bar, when he went for another drink. They drank, had a good time - Without thinking about it, on a week got married. And then he woke up, because he sure dreams of having such a good life.


"You are the reddest thing in my life, lobster-chan, will you marry me?"
"Of course, lobster-kun! I love you"
And they had a cool red wedding.
They kissed a lot

lobster1:
lobster2:
*they fall in love and get married. (lobsters can’t speak)*


lobsters love behold
behold the one and only
bark bark bark
dog hot dog
lkobsters long and live


one day i am a lobserr the next day i eat lobster food and enjoy it the end i am lobster


lobsters are amazing.
They are the best
the
and
...
......
..........
lobster


Lobsters are red
Violets are blue
Lobsters are actually blue before they get cooked
And violets are more so purple
I shouldve written a haiku instead


Lobstress Bobba wanted to go outside. She went outside and met a beautiful lobstress. Boom. Instant sparks. They fell in love and now together forever


"Lillian, we can run away together... far away from this tank, please just have a little faith in me."
"Lillibeth... I can't have hope anymore, Levi got cooked into lobster and butter... and Loretta... oh Lobster God, my sweet Loretta," cried Lillian. "I can't go on anymore. Please just go. I don't want to ssee you leave."
"If you want to give up on us that easily, fine, I'll go," Lillibeth's voice cracked, trying to hold back tears.
Lillibeth swam away from the tank, executing her plan. Lillian, however, just awaited the inevitable.


a lobster was living in the tree. one day, he saw a crab walking down the leaf of the tree. he immediately fell in love and kissed the crab. the crab said, "im male". then they married


There is no such thing as doomed yaoi between lobsters, just look at them man they're perfectly gay

there once was a lobster called ed
he wanted a boyfriend called fred
that's not a lot
but they're in a pot
and about to be cooked


lobster: i am soo gay and bored as hell and fat as a house
lobster 2: me too
yuri lobster: some yuri would be nice....


Woman with lobster face: Hello my name is woman with lobster face and this is my hat
Hat: Hello i am a big hat
Jesus Christ: Hello I am here too
Woman with Lobster Face & Hat: Holy moly its Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ: Drugs are bad

the end


In deep dark water surrounded by blue rocks I awake. Confused I go to snap my claws only to find they are bound by thick bands of rubber. Panic wells up in my stomach to my throat almost suffocating me. I thrash my body every which way hoping to wiggle these bands free.
“HEY HEY STOP THAT YOURE SHAKIN THE WHOLE TANK” a voice echos behind me. I turn around.
“Oh uh sorry I’m just so scared what is this place???”
The figure is residing at the far edge near a glass wall I can’t fully make them out in the shadow. They step forward. I let out a breathy gasp it’s another lobster and it looks like they’re bound too.
“This is ‘the tank’”
“U-uh what? Are you telling me where someone’s pets?! That’s sick
The other lobster chuckles lightly.
“If you think that’s sick it’s about to get a whole lot sicker. Imma cut the bull cause we might not have long but let’s just say if you get chosen you’re not makin it back to the ocean let alone here”
“What?! What do you mean”
“Where food. That’s what.”
“NO NO THAT CANT BE I HAVENT EVEN FOUND MY MATE YET” now my claws are sweaty. I can’t die here not like that. I need to find a way out. The other lobster stares off looking past their reflection on the glass.
“You see them?”
I peek too squinting to look. It seems to be a room full of strange creatures similar to the last thing I saw before I got knocked out.
“Uh yeah what are they? And what are they doing??”
“They’re called humans and they’re eating the last friend I made in here”
My heart drops to my tail. “Oh god I’m really not gonna get out of here”
“Yeahhh it’s a shame cause they almost became my mate but.. yk”
“I’m so sorry I can’t believe how hard that is” I place my bound claw on their shell. It’s an awful thought but they look so sweet as solemn as they are. I wish I could offer them hope and get them out of here- god what am I thinking they’re upset. Finally the silence is broken as they start up again.
“You know there might be enough time left…”
“Huh enough time for what?”

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